Oprah has a "Gratitude Book" (no, I don't watch Oprah). Being Oprah, she possesses an uncanny Ability to exert an unseen Power that Compels.
Therefore, starting now, my Gratitude List:
1. The Expanse of Tyra Banks's Forehead
2. White Rabbit Candy
3. A Barefoot Contessa
4. Nescafe Instant Coffeemix with Milo
5. "The Power of Love" on a Saturday morning
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